In 1814, British troops from what we now call the great nation of CANADA marched on Washington and burned down the White House as a message to not screw with the great white north; and for the last 200 years there’s been peace between our countries. 

Sure, we’ve had disagreements – like how many downs there are for football, how to spell words like ‘Neighbour’, and who gets credit for Ryan Reynolds (Canada), Keanu Reeves (Canada), and Justin Bieber (America can have him), but for the most part – we’ve been on friendly terms. 

That was until the Orange Man came back.

Like a bad penny (they still have those? That’s so 2012!) Donald Trump turned up once again and decided to take a big ol’ Trump right on our diplomatic relations, and is pushing for a trade war between our great nations. This move isn’t to make anything great again, and is a (tiny) middle finger to the people of both Canada and America.

But we’re Canadians and we don’t take it lying down. Send a message to our Neighbours down south with a reminder that we’ll always be red and white – and never blue.

Each SORRYAMERI.CA package is sent anonymously with the word SORRY in big bold letters, a scoop of maple leaf glitter, a Canadian maple candy, and a random message showing Canadian pride!

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Every Envelope contains one, random & anonymous message telling Americans how sorry we are for them. In addition, we include a firstfull of maple leaf glitter, and a little maple candy that is 100% Canadian made.

We’ve got you covered. We’ve got a number of addresses for US politicians that need a friendly reminder that Canada isn’t their enemy…yet.

Hey, we’re happy to send it, but I don’t think President Musk opens his own mail. 

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